Following McGarret and Wo Fat's escape, gunmen hit Five-O headquarters. McGarret must turn on his own in order to find Catherine (high def) (iffy for 15+)
Previously on Hawaii Five O
Kono's crime lord boyfriend's brother was surprisingly in jail but got out to see CLBF, which resulted in him getting dead by CLBF and Kono and CLBF fleeing Hawaii. Also, McGarret realizes his mom went to see Wo Fat in prison. So McGarret sees Wo Fat (who is the Chairman from Iron Chef)
So McGarret shoots a billion dudes and breaks him out.
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This week on Hawaii Five O
McGarret drags one of the dudes out for questioning....
Kono looks longingly at the sea as her and CLBF stand Jack and Rose style at the head of the boat. There's a lot of talk about starting over "you and me, us" which, yes, that's what 'us' means.
McGarret is interrogating the guy he was dragging through the wreckage, but the guy appears to be passed out due to the "bullet in his shoulder" which McGarret points out to him. So, no go on the info.
Jin's magic police machine spits out all the information on McG's prisoner who is "terrorist royalty" in the National Liberation Movement (NLM) which makes McG's questioning pointless. Anyways, he's a drug running kidnapping murderer.
The Five O HQ security guys are making people take their laptops out of their bags and their shoes off but one girl doesn't want to and instead pulls out a machine gun and shoots the guy in the face. IN THE FAAAAACE! Bummer. Oh it turns out she's part of a team all dressed in different disguises. One is the delivery girl. One is a business man and one is dressed as Desmond from Lost. Wait...
They are all speaking with Spanish accents. Jin tries to warn McG but his cell phone service cuts out which means he's totally going to call his provider when this is done. Ch/J-in escapes but can't do anything but watch his magic police machine be destroyed by two of the terrorists so good thing he already ran the info on the terrorist royalty.
Police assemble outside and Hiro runs over to the police captain. He isn't so much concerned about the hostages as the Five O team. The principal from Boston Public is dressed in a bullet proof vest as well and comments in a serious manner that the terrorists "came to play."
The terrorists aren't able to free McG's prisoner because he's already gone. There's a fourth member of the team who is distracted by Jin's cell phone which seems to be working. Ch/J-in jumps him and puts him in a sleeper hold because good guys don't kill unless they have to.
McG and Danno are with the guy they were trying to kill (Ricardo) and then questioning and now they are trying to give him CPR while also covering their back. Danno decides this is the time to talk over his girl problems with McG and McG says once you say "I love you" you can't unsay it, which is sound advice.
Wait, where is Wo Fat? I know McG told Danno to take care of him but Danno didn't really go anywhere to take care of it.
Speaking of McG and love, his girlfriend is on the side of the road when she has car problems. She checks them out and her car is obviously sabotaged and the obvious saboteurs pull over to ask if she needs any help.
Outside 5-0
Principal strips off his police gear down to his underwear, knocks on the door and offers Desmond David Hume chinese food. DDH tells him to go away. Principal returns and reports specs on hostiles and hostages, along with how much ammo they have
"Let's get hot guys, we're going in"
Inside 5-0
One of the terrorists finds Ricardo. He's bloody but standing in a doorway. He lowers his weapons and says "Ricardo!". But then a bullet flies out of Ricardo's shoulder and right into his heart! IN THE HEAARRT! Sucker, turns out McG was standing right behind him with the gun to his back and shot THROUGH HIS SHOULDER and hit you directly in the heart. Actually, this happened on Justified not long ago.
Desmond is not happy when McG gets on the radio and demands they show themselves. Threatening to kill a hostage, he counts down, but just before he gets to 'one' the elevator opens and Danno and McG come out.
Desmond checks on Ricardo and asks him Esta bien? Ricardo says 'gracias' so Desmond shoots him in the chest until he is dead. After that, Desmond surrenders and Five O is perplexed.
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Everyone walks out and McG posits they wanted to kill Ricardo to make sure he doesn't talk. But Jin wonders why they'd do that and become liabilities themselves and tells McG about the two terrorists who took data from the magic police machine before they destroyed it.
Aw man, at that point, McG gets a call from Catherine's saboteur's who demand that McG gets the prisoners (Desmond & Co.) out.
"No time to explain, I'll explain on the way."
So McG takes Danno's car because Danno isn't allowed to drive and it's a Camaro because the show is sponsored by Chevy. Danno says the plan to let the prisoners go is stupid but McG says he lost his dad and he won't lose Catherine which doesn't really make sense but everything McG does is motivated by his dad's death so it's actually in his character. It's also in Danno's character to put up token resistance to McG's stupid plans but then acquiesce.
So McG runs the prisoner transport off the road and lets the prisoners go. Desmond & Co. The principal wants to know what's going on but McG says there's no time to explain and then takes a few minutes setting the prisoners free. Desmond takes the keys to the Camaro and is off.
McG meets Catherine in the jungle where she was being held hostage.
Ch/J-in follows Desmond until they stop the car and shoot at Ch/J-in a billion times. It's just cover fire because they throw a bomb into the Camaro and it explodes as they trade in the Camaro for another car, probably a Chevy, that's waiting for them.
Then there's a Chevy sponsor bumper saying it's the official ride of HFO.
Then there's a Camaro commercial.
So McG, Danno and Catherine meet up with Ch/J-in and discuss the blowed up Camaro until the principal and Honolulu police show up. He calls McG's plan an epic fail the size of Texas. He continues on to say the McG is a rogue cop who does things his own way despite the consequences. They agree to meet at the playground to fight later but catch the terrorists now. Trying to figure out how the terrorists are going to escape, the police captain mentions a news helicopter was stolen earlier today and he forgot to mention it until now which prompts McG to say there's only one place they could be...
The subtitle says "Aloha Stadium", so the police set up a road block on the way there. THey puncture all the tires and shoot the car in the windshield so it flips over. While the car is capsized the guys in the car start shooting at the cops. Turns out Desmond and the girl and the other guy are all dead now. But one got away!!!
It's the guy who was holding Catherine hostage and he's making a break for it into the stadium! McG is the only one to go after him because I guess it's personal? They get into the stadium and start running toward the field where the aforementioned helicopter is waiting. There's a shootout of sorts with McGarret using the stadium seats as cover. He hits the guy in the leg but runs out of bullets, sad face. The chopper starts to take off...but...
McG jumps onto the struts and pulls himself onto the chopper! He immediately pulls one bad guy off the chopper who falls to his apparent death, and this would be a great time for a Wilhelm scream. McG and his nemesis fight over the gun until the gun inadvertently goes off and shoots the pilot in the head. So he is dead.
With the chopper circling he eventually gets the guy to shoot himself int he stomach, fall out of the chopper and onto a car. So all McG has to do now is land the crashing helicopter, which he does in the parking lot after a lot of strained facial expressions.
So they all gather to McG and Catherine says she's going to buy everyone beer so they all walk off happily.
Oh, it turns out Wo Fat is secure. McG is going to see him. One of the guards says McG only has five minutes, but McG says he "only needs two".
Wo Fat gives it up pretty quickly that McG's mom came to Wo Fat to apologize for killing his father, which makes no sense. McG takes a blood sample from Wo Fat so it's a good thing he had that needle. He leaves and asks Hiro to run Wo Fat's blood...against his own...to see if Wo Fat is his brother!
His brother!
Back at Five O HQ
They run tests on the magic police machine to see what the last transmission was. Satellite data transmitted to an unknown third party. Everyone looks concerned at what they transmitted.
J/Ch-in calls Kono to say the NLM sold Kono and her boyfriend's location to the Yakuza. They plan to bug out, but there's a guy with a machine gun creeping outside their door.
The End
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